fast, cheap, and out of control. you can now buy rehabilitation directly from this site, from me, from my five year-old, (who i make do all the deliveries.) it’s cheaper, comes with a free gift (now through Christmas), and may just save your life.
free gift choices include:
- compilation CD of burlington music from the grand design music company
- short film dvd “pig movie”
- novelette, entitled “bill prime”
- leg of lamb* (a thanksgiving alternative)
rehabilitation is sure to endow you with supernatural powers. click here for a testimonial. also makes a great holiday gift! no assembly required.
*leg of lamb not guaranteed fresh or actual.